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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: kevin3 on March 09, 2016, 18:31:27 PM

Title: Vet
Post by: kevin3 on March 09, 2016, 18:31:27 PM

   Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish.
 
  "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.
 
  Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".
 
  Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".

Title: Re: Vet
Post by: mary62 on March 09, 2016, 18:44:39 PM

And I thought some of my jokes were bad.  ;) :-X

Title: Re: Vet
Post by: snowtop on March 09, 2016, 18:51:11 PM

Paddy rings the RSPCA to say that he has found a dog together with 5 pups in a suit case down by the canal.

The operator at the RSPCA asks – “Are they moving?”
 
Paddy replied – "Ah, Oi never thought of that, that explains the suit case – Oi'm sorry to have bothered you"