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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on March 19, 2016, 15:35:50 PM

Title: New position
Post by: mary62 on March 19, 2016, 15:35:50 PM

I'm Off on my hols in 2 weeks so I will be posting 2 jokes a day (cos my new year resolution was to try and post a joke every day)

Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight?
Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.

Title: Re: New position
Post by: KKOB on March 19, 2016, 17:39:41 PM

We won't mind if you don't stick to your resolution.

Title: Re: New position
Post by: kevin3 on March 19, 2016, 18:58:26 PM

   Stick with the plan Mary and sod em'.  Have a great holiday.     ;)  ;)

Title: Re: New position
Post by: Lotty on March 19, 2016, 20:54:24 PM

Doing well Mary62 - knock em dead! 8)

Title: Re: New position
Post by: Menthol on March 19, 2016, 23:37:57 PM

Well I like your jokes, Mary. Keep em coming.

Oh and have a nice holiday too.

Title: Re: New position
Post by: mary62 on March 20, 2016, 00:58:20 AM

Thanks All. Will do me best to give a few chuckles for when i'm away.

I will attempt to make you laugh KKOB, whether you like it or not!!!  ;) :o

Title: Re: New position
Post by: KKOB on March 20, 2016, 07:20:08 AM

I AM laughing Mary.