Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: mary62 on April 14, 2016, 22:05:57 PM
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There are a few pearls of wisdom that are worth sharing. ....here's mine
1) As i've grown older i have found that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pis*ing everyone off is a piece of cake.
2)Stressed is desserts pelled backwards
3)After all the eating and drinking i have done on this holiday, my flip-flops still fit.
And lastly,
4)The best friendships are built on a solid foundation.....of alcohol, sarcasm, laughter and a dislike of the same people.
Anyone else got some pearls they would like to share
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1) Don't take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
2) My knees are better weather forecasters than any tv weather person.
3) When I begin to look like my passport photograph I know I really need a holiday.
4) If you lend someone £20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it.
5) I was told that swimming would be a good way of getting in shape. Whales swim. I'm now that shape.
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The world is a better place after 10 minutes popping Bubble wrap
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I wondered why you chose that forum name.
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Never cry over spilled milk, it could be worse......it could be beer
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If your man says he will fix something, he will...............There is NO NEED to remind him EVERY 6 MONTHS!!!