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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on June 26, 2016, 13:04:58 PM

Title: There is a spice shortage...
Post by: mary62 on June 26, 2016, 13:04:58 PM

There is a shortage of spices all around the world. One entrepreneur saw the shortage coming and stocked up. His advisor was pushing to sell it soon so that people could have all of their favorite dishes. The entrepreneur looked at his advisor and said "what's the rush? We've got all the thyme in the world."

Title: Re: There is a spice shortage...
Post by: Highlander on June 26, 2016, 14:00:25 PM

Sorry - don't get that :(

Title: Re: There is a spice shortage...
Post by: scorcher on June 26, 2016, 16:59:04 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: There is a spice shortage...
Post by: KKOB on June 26, 2016, 17:06:26 PM

Quote from: Highlander on June 26, 2016, 14:00:25 PM

Sorry - don't get that :(

It's like you H, thymeless.  ;)

Title: Re: There is a spice shortage...
Post by: Scunner on June 26, 2016, 17:12:40 PM

Give him thyme

Title: Re: There is a spice shortage...
Post by: KKOB on June 26, 2016, 17:16:14 PM

Treat him gingerly.

Title: Re: There is a spice shortage...
Post by: Highlander on June 26, 2016, 17:50:07 PM

Perhaps there is a herbal remedy for my condition  ;)

Title: Re: There is a spice shortage...
Post by: Scunner on June 26, 2016, 18:00:43 PM

Fairly unlikely

Title: Re: There is a spice shortage...
Post by: KKOB on June 26, 2016, 18:56:01 PM

A 9mm aspirin injection just behind the right ear should do the trick.  ;)

Title: Re: There is a spice shortage...
Post by: Stuart T on June 26, 2016, 21:32:20 PM

Sage advice.