Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on July 14, 2016, 10:42:02 AM
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A Postman, after years on the same route, was on his last day before retirement. He was cherished by all on his route. And every door was one gift after another, celebrating the beloved postman. He received gift after gift.
Then coming up to another home on the route, he sees a blonde in sexy lingerie. She invites him inside, gives him the best sex of his life. And then serves him breakfast. Afterwards, he sees a twenty beside him on the table.
The postman, confused, asks, "What did I do to deserve all of this?"
The blonde looks at him and says "Well I told my husband last night you were retiring, and I asked him what I should get you, and he said 'Fu** him. Give him a a twenty or something.' But breakfast was my idea."
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You're excelling yourself today Mary! ;D
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Why, Thank you kindly Lotty.