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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: kevin3 on September 01, 2016, 06:57:02 AM

Title: safety
Post by: kevin3 on September 01, 2016, 06:57:02 AM


     Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.

"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"

"Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."