Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum

General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on September 04, 2016, 16:13:55 PM

Title: bird puns
Post by: mary62 on September 04, 2016, 16:13:55 PM

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns...

But then I realised toucan play at that game.

Title: Re: bird puns
Post by: Stuart T on September 04, 2016, 16:48:53 PM

You quack me up, Mary.

Call in the Flying Squad.

We'll have her up before the beak in the morning.

Get the flock out of here while you still can.......

Title: Re: bird puns
Post by: mary62 on September 04, 2016, 17:04:04 PM

Don't be ROBIN my jokes.

 That's the CARDINAL rule.

 If you do you'll EGRET it.

I'd better make a SWIFT exit.

Title: Re: bird puns
Post by: kevin3 on September 04, 2016, 18:54:26 PM

  The GULLible will SWAllOW that but i'm watching like a HAWK.     EGGsiting isn'T IT, all this YOLKing and LARKing about.    :)

Title: Re: bird puns
Post by: mary62 on September 04, 2016, 19:57:36 PM

Stop crowing.

Title: Re: bird puns
Post by: Stuart T on September 04, 2016, 20:01:38 PM

Don't stop.....it's emusing me.