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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on November 12, 2016, 12:44:37 PM

Title: how to tell the sex of a fly.
Post by: mary62 on November 12, 2016, 12:44:37 PM
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting Flies." He responded.
"Oh, Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females." he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."