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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: pompeylee on January 16, 2017, 06:28:27 AM

Title: Scotsman
Post by: pompeylee on January 16, 2017, 06:28:27 AM: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb

Och! it's no that dark
Title: Re: Scotsman
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on January 16, 2017, 22:23:53 PM: How many Englishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer.... Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to turn the ladder.
Title: Re: Scotsman
Post by: KKOB on January 16, 2017, 23:18:23 PM: How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Two. One to boogie up the ladder and one to say "Get daaowwwwn !"
Title: Re: Scotsman
Post by: KKOB on January 17, 2017, 06:31:58 AM: How many Scousers does it take to ~~change~~ nick a lightbulb ?

Just the one.
Title: Re: Scotsman
Post by: mary62 on January 18, 2017, 23:28:31 PM: Quote from: KKOB on January 17, 2017, 06:31:58 AM
How many Scousers does it take to ~~change~~ nick a lightbulb ?

Just the one.
Get it right KKOB....we wouldn't just nick the light bulb, we'd steal the lamp shade as well. Talk about outsiders giving us a bad name ....we do take pride in our(job) Careers