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Title: Precise mathematics
Post by: Liz 101 on February 10, 2017, 14:56:06 PM
  Mathematics:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70

yrs. Experience.
 
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me

Laugh Out Loud.
 
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:
 
 
 
What Makes           100%?
 
 
 
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
 
 
 
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more

than           100%?
 
           

We have all been to those meetings where someone

wants you to give over 100%.
 
 
 
How about achieving 103%?
 
 
 
But what makes up 100% in life?
 
 
 
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you

answer these questions:
 
 
 
If:
 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
 
Are           represented as:
 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20           

21 22 23 24 25 26.
 
 
 
Then:
 
 
 
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
 
 
 
And
 
 
 
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
 
 
 
But ,
 
 
 
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
 
 
 
And,
 
 
 
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
 
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
 
 
 
AND, look how far ass ki55ing will take you.
 
 
 
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
 
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7           =118%
 
 
 
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while


Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
 
and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullsh1t

and Ass Ki55ing that will put you over the top.
 
 
 
Now you know why some people are where they are!
 
 
Title: Re: Precise mathematics
Post by: sadler on February 10, 2017, 17:08:11 PM
Brilliant, made me laugh out loud.  ;D