Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: Liz 101 on February 10, 2017, 14:56:06 PM
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Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70
yrs. Experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me
Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
But what makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass ki55ing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while
Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullsh1t
and Ass Ki55ing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
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Brilliant, made me laugh out loud. ;D