Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on September 10, 2017, 11:35:35 AM
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Last night, I was in a bar drinking my bitter and minding my own business.
This unsightly wench walked up to me and offered to leave her number.
I asked "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes."
I replied, "Well, you better get back to it before the farmer notices you are missing."