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Title: A lady is throwing a party.....OFFENSIVE
Post by: mary62 on September 10, 2017, 11:42:09 AM
A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in.
A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!", and lets her in.
Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.
"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"
The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm fu**ing dis-custard."
The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
Title: Re: A lady is throwing a party.....OFFENSIVE
Post by: Menthol on September 10, 2017, 20:25:27 PM
 ;D ;D