Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on March 13, 2018, 12:13:19 PM
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A farmer's wife is cooking breakfast for the family
The wife serves the farmer's breakfast first, then the farmer's daughter, then a plate for herself, and calls the family down. The farmer's son enters, and sees that he's been given nothing, and he protests, "Where's my eggs? My bacon? My milk?"
The wife replies, "I saw you kick the chickens, earlier so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pig, so no bacon for a week. And I saw you kick the cow, so no milk for a week."
Just then the farmer walks in, kicking the cat as he enters. The boy looks to his mother, "should you tell him or should I?"