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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: Liz 101 on April 06, 2020, 08:54:46 AM

Title: a few to lighten the mood
Post by: Liz 101 on April 06, 2020, 08:54:46 AM

I've washed my hands so much I've uncovered a nightclub stamp from 25 years ago.

Never in my life would i have believed that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth

I'm not sure which is more nerve wracking: taking my temperature, or weighing myself

If you get an email with the subject Knock Knock, don't open it. It's from a Jehovah's Witness working from home

Home schooling isn't going so well: two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job  :D

Title: Re: a few to lighten the mood
Post by: davybill on April 06, 2020, 09:30:32 AM

The free nuts in the pub have never tasted the same
Since people have started washing their hands 😃😃😃😃😃