Being British, is driving a german car to an Irish pub for a Belgianbeer, then on your way home, grabbin an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa. and watchAmerican shows on a Japanese telly, and most of all being suspicious of anything foreign, oh, and only in Britain , can you get a pizza faster thaqn an ambulance,only in Britain do banks leave both doors openand chain pens to the counter, also the supermarkets make sick people walk to to the back for prescriptions, while the healthy ones get their fags from the front,funny thing being British.
