My goodness, how I envy a kitten's life! Such a contrast to mine. Here's me - sqeezed out of an almost impossible orifice into an inhospitable world. If only I could have the odd opportunity to roll around the Axminster! But no,I'm stamped into a grotty old box alongside my siblings, into a smelly old lorry and off to Tescos et al. Hopefully to be bought by a caring loving family. what happens next? off to some dreary kitchen, dumped in a pot of boiling water, to the breakfast table and then to cap it all, some horrible person hits me on the head with a teaspoon! back as a kitten in the next life! Happy Christmas to all the more sane readers and please pass the bag, Scunner! x
