lighting the blue touch paper

[Scunner]

A fellow called Lance lost his banker
For English TV he would hanker
He didn't go far
But still lost his car
He sounds like a total laugh

[scorcher]

I can hear the cogs working - C'mon !

[stuart]

scunner you read my post wrongly..

i said critism of the critics.. not from the critics...big differance...

i seem to remember at least ten pages of it...

anyway back to topic.

any serious suggestions/ i am willing to help in any way i can if something transpires.

[Scunner]

If you mean just a couple of empty vessels were making a lot of empty noise, I apologise  

[lissa]

Great idea! But do you or anyone have any suggestions for this? Need something topical and then try and make the point in a humerous/sarcarstic way? Calis Beach comes to mind..............