Author Topic: Fair City property maintenance (Read 891 times)

GordonA · « **on:** January 28, 2011, 19:03:56 PM »

If anyone is looking for a property maintenance company in the Perth area, our illustrious leader, Keith, knows "a man who can".
Seemingly, he is especially proficient in the "cleansing of one's guttering & drain-pipes", BUT, you need to bring your own interpreter!!
"Daeyerrunes mate??"
Gordy. :

Scunner · « **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2011, 19:24:06 PM »

Hahahaha

He explained that he also wanted to do some building work on the property, which was ultimately the reason we had to find our new place. As a man from the fine Bridge of Allan, I am sure you will understand how I had no idea what he meant when he explained that he's love us to stay, but there would be no way we could live with the "noise and stour"

Correct pronunciation locally "nozenstoor".

Anne · « **Reply #2 on:** January 28, 2011, 23:06:38 PM »

:D so you got asked too Gordon.
I've just sent the good man himself this lnk

http://www.firstfoot.com/dictionary/full.html

He'll be up there wae the best o us shortly:D

Scunner · « **Reply #3 on:** January 28, 2011, 23:37:05 PM »

I cannot find nozensoor in that link Anne!

Anne · « **Reply #4 on:** January 28, 2011, 23:45:34 PM »

do you mean no the noo?

Anne · « **Reply #5 on:** January 28, 2011, 23:47:13 PM »

Have you met the bogus gasman yet?
He comes to ransack yer hoose wae a fake ID:D

GordonA · « **Reply #6 on:** January 29, 2011, 03:15:04 AM »

Aye, And just wait 'til he asks ye if ye like "the biylt ham raw ur no"!

And when the cauld winds blawin', ye'll hae a "face like a weel skelpit arse".
When we were kids, if we were "nipping oor Mithers heid", she wid often say," If youse anes dinna behave yersels, Ah'll skelp the bloody hunger aff youse"!!
Anne, ask Billy if he remembers "The Year O' The Short Corn"??

It all makes perfect sense tae me, D'Ye ken?
Gordy.

New Avatar piccy coming, by the way!!!!

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