A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past, one from the Midlands, the second from Surrey and the third from Yorkshire. They felt sorry for the poor man.
The Midlands woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Surrey woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Yorkshire woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f****d?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in!!
