I once dropped a whole big bag of Maltesers on the floor at a Weight Watchers meeting.
Best game of Hungry Hippos I've ever seen. ;
I told my wife that a bloke down the pub reckoned that our milkman had slept with every woman in our street, bar one.
She said "I bet it's that snooty Phyllis at number 37".
Alright ... alright don't keep pushing, I'll get me own coat..thank you :
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