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Offline mary62

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bird puns
« on: September 04, 2016, 16:13:55 PM »
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns...

But then I realised toucan play at that game.



Offline Stuart T

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Re: bird puns
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2016, 16:48:53 PM »
You quack me up, Mary.

Call in the Flying Squad.

We'll have her up before the beak in the morning.

Get the flock out of here while you still can.......


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Re: bird puns
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2016, 17:04:04 PM »
Don't be ROBIN my jokes.

 That's the CARDINAL rule.

 If you do you'll EGRET it.

I'd better make a SWIFT exit.
« Last Edit: September 04, 2016, 17:07:27 PM by mary62 »

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Re: bird puns
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2016, 18:54:26 PM »

  The GULLible will SWAllOW that but i'm watching like a HAWK.     EGGsiting isn'T IT, all this YOLKing and LARKing about.    :)

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Re: bird puns
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2016, 19:57:36 PM »
Stop crowing.

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Re: bird puns
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2016, 20:01:38 PM »
Don't stop.....it's emusing me.




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