The hard sell from shopkeepers...very funny.

[Jacqui Harvey]

I called into the Ces Market yesterday to buy some more "Off" mozzie spray.   So, conversation with the owner Rambo.... Me. Can I have a bottle of Off please?....   Rambo... Are you getting bitten by mosquitoes?...Me No, because I am using Off.   Rambo gives me the Off (which is 2.50Tl dearer than the Supermarkets)... and says would you like some spray to put on after you get a bite?  Me..No, because I am using OFF..
However, have to love his sales technic.   Sells you mozzie spray and gives you no confidence it will work, so sells you stuff for a bite, he is covering all angles.   

[Google]

If you do get mozzie bites just spray them with Mozzie spray it stops them itching within minutes

[davybill]

Tell him to Buzz off Jacqui. lol