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Offline mary62

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He plops down at the kitchen table, where his wife was cooking dinner.
Wife asks, "What happened Moshi? Why are you so exhausted?"
Guy says with a huge smile, "Rachael, instead of taking the bus home from work today, I ran all the way behind it and saved $2.50!"
He was extremely proud of himself and thought his wife would be happy with him for saving money.
Instead his wife screams, " Ben-zona! Why didn't you run behind a taxi, and save $15?!"




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