These amused me (and it wasn't even raining.
Would be interseted to hear members own suggestions
John Le Mesurier wishes it to be known that he conked out on November 15th. He sadly misses family and friends." — John Le Mesurier (1912-83), British actor. His death announcement
September 05 2006
"I wish my first spoken word was 'Quote' so I could make my last word 'Unquote'." — Stephen Wright
"I told you I was sick." — Tombstone of Spike Milligan, British actor
"Let me out of here !!!" — From a tombstone
"Longest Live Burial World Record Attempt." — From a tombstone
"Some come to this graveyard
To sit and think,
But I've come here to
Rot and stink." — From a tombstone
"Scotty... beam me up !" — From a tombstone
"Here lies a man who knew how to enlist the service of better men than himself." — Tombstone of Andrew Carnegie
"Rodney Fenster looked up the shaft of elevator number four at 1700 N. 17th St. this morning to see if the elevator was on its way down. It was. Age 31." — Newsflash
"I have moved. New address: cemetery. I'm looking forward to visitors." — Newspaper add by Roland Jacob (1950-2006), Switzerland
