"This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people
carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying
"Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted
diseases.""
(Mercedes CLs55) "Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less
painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to miss."
"I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to
places quicker than I do?"
Clarksons highway code on cyclists: 'trespassers in the motorcars
domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on
the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not
be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong'
"Britian's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe...probably
because they don't have wheel-chair access"
1) "If we are being honest HIV is a pathetic virus, it can only live
in the air for 6seconds and it takes 10 years to do what ebola does
to you in 10days"
2) "Mandela just doesn't deserve his pedestal, I mean the blokes a
bit dodgy"
3) On Mandela's claim that Cuba is a good advert for democracy!!!
"Well Mr Mandela why don't you go and ask one of the 12 year old
Cuban prostitutes which way her parents voted"
