I have just been to buy some glass but they would not take debit cards so I asked them where a cash point was, when I found it it was broken so I went to the bank next door.
When I went back for the glass the bloke asked me if I found the cash point and I said it was broken so I used the bank next door as I Bark at banklys, to which he replied that I would be better off barking at the moon.
Anyone else made any slips of the tongue.
ps
keep it clean.
