Maybe Mutlusandra would have liked this t-shirt

Here are some more "words of wisdom" that I came across. They would make
me smile if I saw them on a t-shirt.
Any suggestions
PS The list I came across was quite long so be warned
"Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we ?"
"If only men were as satisfying as chocolate"
"For a good time call, someone else"
"I'm sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot."
"I do whatever the little voices tell me"