Let's stick with the funeral talk.

Morbid I know, but would you choose burial or cremation, and why?

Had this conversation in work today, and my work colleague, who is ALWAYS freezing, said she wouldn't be buried as she wouldn't want to spend the rest of her,
umm Death,
cold! She wants to go out
hot, for a change!!

I don't like crawlies, so don't fancy being underground [

!]
My mum is worried about suddenly "waking up" (misdiagnosed!!!) so doesn't want to be buried.

"Cremate me, make sure I'm really gone!" is all she keeps saying!
Sorry if this is a morbid topic. Just ignore it, if you don't feel its appropriate to talk about.
What I'm really saying is - funny (ish) replies only.