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Originally posted by Rindaloo
Don't say "one" "two" out loud, -you'll probably get a slap!
Funny you should say that. I saw one woman and she had a bit of a dodgy eye and I wanted to ask her in Turkish if she had two eyes. Problem is, I don't know the Turkish for eye, so I just said "Iki eye?". She replied, "yes it is a bit" [
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