I've had enough of blowing up bloody birthday balloons and I pondered a novel topic. Things that are pointless without the other side. So here are my starters for ten
A tin of salmon without a cucumber
12 litres of whisky but no coke [
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Chris Rea's Road to Hell without part 1 [|)]
Perfect coffee beans with no brown sugar
Strawberries and no cream
And heading into deeper territory, something worthy of celebration with nobody to celebrate with.
Am I alone in pondering such things
