I'm rapidly losing the will to live after starting to read the Sunday Paper today. After a quick scan through and seeing the following headlines, I went straight through to the kitchen and stuck my head in the oven. Fortunately, or unfortunately some may say, it's electric.
British Gas makes £1m in a day profit
British gas which last year raised it's prices by a massive 35 per cent, is raking in £1m a day.
Minister says "No" to bonus curb for banking jet-setters
RBS acquired a £18m private jet to fly executives to meetings
Police plan a £1m new life for evil Matthews
Kidnap mother Karen Matthews will be given a £1m new life when she is released from prison in three years
Millions tune in as Ross fights to stayJonathan Ross jumped off the broadcasting "naughty step" yesterday with the lure of a new BBC deal on the horizon.
Sir Sean: Let Scots have their say
Sir Sean Connery has demanded that political squabbling does not deny Scots the right to have their say on independence.