Excuse me

. I'll have you know I'm very good at predicting things.
For example, I confidently predict that if a Calis tourist wandered into Scarlett Bar over the next fortnight, they would see a tall handsome fellow from up north, and who is soon to join a media company, quietly sipping a pint and lightly tapping his feet to the beat of salsa music.
Mind you, I may have got part of the fellow's description wrong.