Those of you who bank with Tesco online will probably have received a letter telling you that following 20th June you need to re-register for your new improved online service. I wish I hadn't bothered. Today, four days after the new service "went live", I tried to register. After filling in all the irksome details I clicked "Submit" to be told I had failed to register with the message "Sorry, it's not your fault it is ours". I was advised to try again or to phone a special number. So I tried again; and again; and again; and for a final time. Same message. So I phoned the special number and was informed there was an unusually large volume of traffic so I was in a queue. Where I stayed for 15 minutes until I gave up. During this time I was entertained by, amongst other guff, a message telling me that if I wanted to register for my new improved online account I should visit the Tesco website. After 15 minutes I gave up.
How does this happen? Could it be that Tesco Bank decided to re-register everybody at the same time instead of phasing the changeover by region of the country, account number or alphabetically? And then not checking their website to make sure it was robust enough to take the traffic? And then not putting on extra lines and staff at its call centres to cope with the increased inquiries?
The reason I decided to put funds in Tesco in the first place was that it had a a reasonable interest rate for an Instant Access account that I could use to buffer my three months notice accounts (that offer better interest) - just in case of sudden emergency where I couldn't wait to access my money for a major spend (e.g. another car when my present one finally expires). Now I discover that far from "instant access" I cannot access my account at all. So, I'll be closing the account and withdrawing the fairly substantial sum that it is in it - whenever, that is, Tesco decides I am allowed to get get at my own money.