I prefer the version by Gerard Hoffnung from his Oxford Union address in 1958. He intoduces it like this:
I've got this thing here that I must read to you.
Now, this is a very tragic thing... I shouldn't, really, read it out.
A striking lesson in keeping the upper lip stiff is given in a recent number of the weekly bulletin of 'The Federation of Civil Engineering Contractors' that prints the following letter from a bricklayer in Golders Green to the firm for whom he works.It begins "Respected Sir" but this missing from the audio.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZUJLO6lMhI