I shall be opening a state of the art Karzi at the foot of the beautiful Mountains of Fethiye complete with its own bucket of crytsal clear water from the fabled well of the Sultans etc etc etc ----

I have enjoyed this topic and made me smile a lot, there is a serious side to it though, and I have actually complained many times to organisations and if they dont take action to the advertising standards agency
www.asa.org.uk/Complaints/How-to-complain/Online-Form/Step1.aspx and urge others to do the same if you identify absolute lies or deliberately misleading data, its only by making them change they will -- accepting is not the way

I seem to remember a year or so back a british Holiday Company advertising a Hotel in Kaya Koyu with a picture of a beach in Antalya! I shall be complaining about to Travel Republic saying that "Harman Hotel is located in Fethiye, close to Fethiye Fish Market" is completely misleading and asking them to correct this, (minutes on a web server to do so). Imagine a partly disabled family saving up for their first Holiday in many years and being so excited they will close to the beach to find they are miles away! As I always say -- there is Advertising, Politics and outrightright lies

It only takes a few minutes to fill in the forms.
Meldrew