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Offline Eric

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Rutland Earthquake Appeal
« on: January 29, 2015, 09:42:18 AM »
Rutland Earthquake Appeal

At 22.25 on Wednesday 28th January an earthquake measuring 3.8 on the Richter scale hit Rutland in the UK; causing untold disruption and distress -
Many were woken well before their giro arrived.
Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish costas were damaged.
Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were disturbed.
Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in Rutland.
One resident, Donna-Marie Dutton, a 17 year old mother-of-three said, "It was such a shock, little Chantal-Leanne came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it. I was still shaking when I was watching Jeremy Kyle this morning."
Apparently though, looting did carry on as normal.
The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken masses. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books and jewelry from Elizabeth Duke at Argos.

HOW YOU CAN HELP

£2 buys chips, scraps and blue pop for a family of four
£10 can take a family to Stourport for the day, where children can play on an unspoiled canal bank among the national collection of stinging nettles
22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim

PLEASE ACT NOW

Simply email us by return with your credit card details and we'll do the rest! If you prefer to donate cash, there are collection points available at your local branches of Argos, Iceland and Clinton Cards.



Offline davybill

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Re: Rutland Earthquake Appeal
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2015, 12:01:58 PM »
Ha Ha,great laugh Eric.

Offline jondo

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Re: Rutland Earthquake Appeal
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2015, 18:23:42 PM »
Those poor residents!




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