Two old boys in their 80's, Fred and John, have been friends all their lives and played ruby together since their teens until retirement.
When it's clear that John is dying, Fred says, "John, we both loved rugby all our lives. So when you get to heaven, please let me know if there's rugby there."
John agrees to try and a couple of weeks later he passes away.
A few nights after the funeral, Fred wakes up and hears John calling his name. "John, Where are you?"
"In heaven", says John.
"I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's rugby in heaven. All our old team mates are here. We are young again. It's always spring and we can play rugby as often as we want."
"That's fantastic!" says Fred. "So what's the bad news?"
"You're on the Team sheet for Saturday."
