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Offline kevin3

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Vet
« on: March 09, 2016, 18:31:27 PM »


   Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish.
 
  "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.
 
  Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".
 
  Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
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Offline mary62

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Re: Vet
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2016, 18:44:39 PM »
And I thought some of my jokes were bad.  ;) :-X
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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2016, 18:51:11 PM »

Paddy rings the RSPCA to say that he has found a dog together with 5 pups in a suit case down by the canal.

The operator at the RSPCA asks – “Are they moving?”
 
Paddy replied – "Ah, Oi never thought of that, that explains the suit case – Oi'm sorry to have bothered you"
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