I had just popped into a shop and when I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
I said what the hell are you doing?
He said the car is illegally parked.
I told him he is a pig.
So then he writes another ticket for a bald tyre.
I told him he'sa little hitler.
So he then writes another ticket for a defective wiper blade.
I said f**k you and he then gives another ticket for expired tax.
You should have seen the look on his face when the owner of the car showed up.
