I dropped a knife and cut off a toe
After the surgery to attach it, the doctor comes in.
Doctor:I have some good news and I have some bad news.
Me: Tell me the bad news first.
Doctor: The bad news is that they mistook a piece of candy for your toe.
Me: What's the good news?
Doctor: The good news is that the surgery was successful.
Me: What are you trying to say?
Doctor: You now have a Tic-Tac toe.