Tennis
1. 'I may have exaggerated a bit when I said 80% of of the top women tennis players were fat pigs, it's only 75%'
2. 'if he was any more wholesome you could take him for constipation'
3. I feel like a dog trainer who teach dog manners and graces and just when you think dog knows how should act with nice qualities, dog makes big puddle and all is wasted'