1. George Best (pinched my bum - well it was a LONG time ago !)
2. Got to be smoked.
3. Barrier Reef or New Zealand for the Vineyards
4. oh dear.....3
5. Both please
6. Sorry, what is a Betamax ?
7. Billy Connelly or Tommy Cooper
8. Working with the Roux Brothers and not being able to taste the food