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« Reply #40 on: January 17, 2008, 22:15:55 PM »
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In a shop, you can spot the Brit.




In a shop :o - spending money :o - I feel faint.

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« Reply #41 on: January 17, 2008, 22:17:04 PM »
Unless it's a jewellers of course

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« Reply #42 on: January 17, 2008, 22:21:00 PM »
:DTheres another fine you've got yourself into. ;)

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« Reply #43 on: January 17, 2008, 22:27:43 PM »
A Brit in a carpet shop. Easily spotted. He's the guy watching a Turkish salesman running a lighter up and down a rug.

Similarly found in markets, spot the Brit buying a new belt.

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« Reply #44 on: January 17, 2008, 22:29:53 PM »
quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

A Brit in a carpet shop. Easily spotted. He's the guy watching a Turkish salesman running a lighter up and down a rug.

Similarly found in markets, spot the Brit buying a new belt.



Or three genuine "label" tee-shirts

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« Reply #45 on: January 17, 2008, 22:47:54 PM »
Brit man and women in a shop. Man frantically trying to convert the price of the item into GBP. He flatly refuses to believe the shopkeeper's conversion and only relents after a huge domestic with the wife who had worked out exactly the same price in GBP's as shopkeeper twenty minutes previously. Man eventually agrees that the cost is £ 7.29 which is approximately half what it would cost back home. Man grabs wife by the arm and frog-marches her out of the shop muttering under his breathe "bloody foreingers - rip-off merchants the lot of them"

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« Reply #46 on: January 17, 2008, 22:51:56 PM »
 :)Or the Irish holiday maker, who barters them up, ;)

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« Reply #47 on: January 17, 2008, 23:05:49 PM »
HOW MUCH ???????????

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« Reply #48 on: January 17, 2008, 23:10:54 PM »
Sorry Laffa

Do the Forum rules allow such blatant racism?

(once did that ayram thing though - never again!)

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« Reply #49 on: January 17, 2008, 23:16:02 PM »
Asking for an Ayram.




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