How do you spot a British person who has had a holiday in Turkey?
He is wearing a Fake Rolex, smoking fake Golden Virginia roll up cigarettes, wearing a fake Man Utd shirt and his kids have fake Henley T shirts on and Burberry caps and the missus is drenched in fake perfume and carrying a fake Louis Vitton bag, telling everyone they had a great holiday and it was so cheap apart from the beer in the airport.
![Cheesy :D](http://calis-beach.co.uk/forum/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
and complaoi ning that the fresh milk is a bit salty
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Apart from the smoking bit I think I describe my family perfectly:D. Oh and the Man Utd shirt, over his dead body
![Cool 8)](http://calis-beach.co.uk/forum/Smileys/default/cool.gif)
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