Where Is H?

[laffa]

  Its over two weeks since you've been in touch,
     And we're all worrying, very much.
     The chatrooms not the same anymore,
     without our H knocking on the door.
     If you dont make a post very soon,
     We'll think your hiding, in the Letoon.

[Scunner]

I don't know if your feeling ill
Or maybe you're just plastered
We all miss you on CBF
You little Scottish man

[tinkerman]

I know you are a Scotsman
and you think your really tough
CBF is missing you
but I don't give a stuff

[laffa]

  I did'nt like that poem from Tinx,
     I think it absolutely stinks,
     H, is very gentle man,
     and very rarely blunt,
     someones hurt his feelings,
     and it could be you, you ****.   (clever person)

[fletch]

Maybe he is at the Olympic games
Cheering the Brits on by shouting their names
Wishing he could join in but he is now too old
Well I'm not saying that but it's what I'v been told

Wherever he is we hope he's having a good time
And when he is good and ready we would love another rhyme
Sometimes he gets upset when our posting gets heated
But I'm sure he's too big to feel sad and defeated

So Highlander, don't stay away from us and sit in the cold
Cos to us at CBF you're not bronze or silver but pure bloody GOLD.

[Crabbit]

Our H has gone
He`s closed the door
was it because he couldn`t log on to
I Know the Score

[Crabbit]

He`s disappeared just like a ghost
But I bet he`s out there reading this post.

[fletch]

Maybe he's run out of things to say
and he is re-charging his batteries by staying away
It could be this reason why he decides not to write
Or could it be he's just fed up of all Crabitt's SH*TE!  

[fletch]

I have given some reasons why he maybe not here
It's that he may not return is the thing we all fear

So come on you old git and drop us a line
Even if it's only to let us know that you are fine

Anything you say I promise we won't mock
Even if you are a tight, skirt wearing haggis eating jock

So now I will sit back and let others post
And I know that you are sat there making the most.

[Jukebox]

This forum has become chaotic H
Without you to bring some order
Stop p.issing about and hiding
Your haggis face north of the border

As Laffa has said, the chatroom
has become something of a farce
so log on quickly and show your face
or you can kiss her red scouse arse

Youv'e made many good friends on here
strong relationships you have built
but if you dont wish to post anymore
then  go whistle up yer kilt!