Author Topic: Where Is H? (Read 7827 times)

rosie10 · « **Reply #40 on:** August 17, 2008, 09:04:48 AM »

Perhaps his computer is on the blink
with all his data down the sink

What no Forum I can hear him say
I'll get this mended come what may

Catch para, chock para, oh my god (sorry about spelling)
I'll get another man to do this job

He is a Scot, we all know that
He'll keep his money under his hat

So anyone who can mend computers for pence
contact him - don't sit on the fence

All this kerfuffle will have made him wilt
He won't dare look under his kilt

Cavfan · « **Reply #41 on:** August 17, 2008, 10:27:39 AM »

Oh where oh where has highlander gone
Oh where oh where can he be?
His pals are distraught that hes not logging on
and hes causing concern to me.

Have we upset you by taking the mick
Or have you been poorly and sick
Just give us a sign that you are ok
and we wont call you a pr*ck

we just want to know that you are alright
we miss your postings even if they are sh*te
we look forward to hearing your calm scottish lilt
and reading your posts, our man in a kilt

so come on now H give us a sign
just a small one that you are just fine
Youre making us think that youre seeing a quack
we'd like to know that youre ok to come back

its only 2 weeks till we're all on our hols
and were excited to see you and enjoy our jols
so H where are you stop messing about
or when we do see you we'll land you a clout!

STEVErx · « **Reply #42 on:** August 17, 2008, 10:33:13 AM »

just wondering
its not haggis season is it he
may be out setting traps

tinkerman · « **Reply #43 on:** August 17, 2008, 10:36:36 AM »

I thought they grew on trees

STEVErx · « **Reply #44 on:** August 17, 2008, 10:38:32 AM »

quote:
Originally posted by tinkerman

I thought they grew on trees

yes hes setting
1
2
tree traps:P

tinkerman · « **Reply #45 on:** August 17, 2008, 10:41:42 AM »

tree fellers wanted....
isnt that irish

STEVErx · « **Reply #46 on:** August 17, 2008, 10:42:45 AM »

:Ptwo irish lads go for a job as lumber jacks
paddy says to murphy we wont get the job
the advert says tree fellas wanted
theres only two of us:D

lindacarl · « **Reply #47 on:** August 17, 2008, 11:49:05 AM »

I KNOW where Highlander is.
Well, actually I don't know where he is BUT I saw Mrs Highlander (Brenda) on the TV yesterday.
I swear it was her but he was nowhere to be seen.
She was supporting her son - Phelps - as he won his 8th gold medal.
He's too ashamed to come on here & tell us that he couldn't persuade him to swim for Scotland - OK Britain.
Now the Americans are going to beat us in the gold medal stakes.
No wonder he's staying away!

Scunner · « **Reply #48 on:** August 17, 2008, 12:19:55 PM »

That's rubbish Linda

It doesn't even rhyme

lindacarl · « **Reply #49 on:** August 17, 2008, 12:39:45 PM »

He just won his eighth gold
Now Highlander feels so old
He gave the gold medals away
In Scotland he wouldn't stay

He's Brendas' love child
It drives Highlander wild
He can't come on here
Because we'd all jeer

He'll be staying away
Until we've forgotten the day
He failed in his quest
To make Scotland the best

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