This is absolutely true, we bumped into an old mate we had'nt seen for ages, he was on crutches in the bar,when we asked him what had happened, he looked at us curiously, and then replied, my wifes been carrying on behund my back, we asked ,well whats that got to do with your broken leg,and he explained, when he caught his wife, he went out on a bender, when he got home the worse for wear, he decided to kill himself, ho got a rope from the garage, and tied one end around his neck and the other to the leg of the bed, he then opened the bedroom window and jumped out, but the bed came flying across the room and he landed on the floor, hence the broken leg.
dont want anyone worrying he is fine now,and sees the funny side of it.
