I can confirm I am here but didn't get arrested - the border patrol police did mention that I looked like a fugitive on their list but a much whiter version

I do have to say, what a cracking place Calis is for a holiday!!! Glad I don't live here but it's been BRILLIANT! I will post many restaurant reviews when I get back, all except one fantastic. The one being the kebap place outside the culture centre - chicken doner half bread tainted with the smelliest, vilest tasting Turkish cheese available. Amanda Bullock's idea to go there and I hold her fully responsible!
Girls going for scuba introduction lesson with Baz and Kaz on Saturday, I wish I was as brave as them

Tried the new Mozaic Bahce restaurant in Fethiye, you really must go - like a little oasis slap bang in the middle of town. Can also report that Steak in Red Wine Sauce and Chicken Piri Piri still two of the best dishes in Calis - at Park Hotel Aparts near the Sunday Market (Nikki and Koray's place - ex-Palms duo). I even enjoyed listening to Dennis singing in the Vic Reeves club style there, I must be relaxed (or p*ss*d).
Enough of my waffle, hope you are missing me
