Scunner (or should I call you Keef?) I have logged in on a friend's account, as you've disenabled me from using my name Strawberry (cos you got 'ump!)[:X]
It was very immature of you to give me 30 minutes to reply and give my real name - not all of us are glued to CBF you know! In actual fact, if you looked at your viewing figures you'd realise that traffic on here is very s.l.o.w.

and the chances of any one member being on here when you post them a message is probably about 100,000/1. But that could be to do with the fact you come across as a pompous git, and that is not an endearing quality.[xx(]
Whilst you were probably shaking like a red angry jelly (because you couldn't get the better of ME!:P) and posting up my sign-in details - whilst setting your timer to 30 minutes - I was eating a large bowl of mussels and clams done in white wine sauce, with a chunk of hot crusty bread and a chilled glass of Chablis. I did enjoy it! So much so that I didn't rush, and clearly forgot the clock ticking away!

When I eventually went back online later last night I twigged immediately that you'd spat your dummy out your pram!:

The problem with you, Keef, is that you have ideas above your station. And when you begin losing an argument it chips away at your self-inflated ego and the only way you can deal with that is by being rude and aggressive, or by banning a member. Clever that ain't it? When you know you can't win an argument you just stop the person from posting! But everyone can see why you've done it!:D
You had no reason to ban me - it isn't mandatory to give your real name on a forum - it's a personal choice. I could give you any name I wish - that wouldn't mean it's my true name! Doh! You just needed to find an excuse to stop me replying because I made some very valid points which stumbled you.
I notice you don't have many backslappers backing you up..........ever! I remember on the Uzumlu Cement Factory thread you were aggressive and insulting. Telling people to turn up their hearing aids! And then when I pointed out to you how you'd contradicted yourself, you skulked off and said nothing more!
You are just a little bully, Keef. That's why your member activity is low. The few pipsqueaks who don't want to get on the wrong side of you - Tiddly Winks [

]and Gavos - possibly suffer from Stockholm Syndrome. Believe it or not, some sad souls in cyberland actually look up to people who run an internet forum - even one as small as this! [

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I realise you'll now ban me again - bet you do![^]
Toodlepip Mr Nice Guy! XXX
P.S. And I still stand by what I say about the Beast of Calis!