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Offline Piscoe

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« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2009, 15:46:26 PM »
Strange as I've never been put in the naughty book. I take a large offensive object through there about four times a year and they just look at me with pity in their eyes. She is useful for carrying luggage though:D



Offline bee

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« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2009, 21:29:02 PM »
what happens if your in the naughty book, where do they store the information, and what for

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« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2009, 21:36:48 PM »
I assume they all get added to a big computer database and flag up if you are found taking the same sort of things out regularly

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« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2009, 21:42:42 PM »
I can't imagine there are a lot of heartshaped stones for you to smuggle out.

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« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2009, 21:44:30 PM »
I bought the Mutlu bridge and the Dolphin roundabout for my UK Scunnerland, 5,000,000 more trips and I'll have the beach too.

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« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2009, 22:05:30 PM »
Take this one with you next time and ask him if he recognises it when the looks in the mirror



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« Reply #26 on: September 24, 2009, 22:32:39 PM »
Hell of a pun that...trust you Alan, very funny indeed....so sharp.:D

Pisco..amusing...good job I am not your other half.. :)

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« Reply #27 on: September 24, 2009, 23:52:13 PM »
erm H what is it,i did think rude thoughts ,but as you are a gentleman i thought otherwise

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« Reply #28 on: September 25, 2009, 00:05:11 AM »
Puma.It's a Haggis Hammer.It pre-dates the Caber.
(hence the saying "I do'nt giva a ----)

   :) Honest.

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« Reply #29 on: September 25, 2009, 00:16:46 AM »
ermm,i can't say what i thought it was i would get banned




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